Tag: Washington Redskins

PROCTOLOGISTICS I’d like to start out by saying, my thoughts and prayers go out to the victims and families of the victims in the recent shooting in Las Vegas. And, now that I’ve done everything I can possibly do for those victims, I say, fuck it, let’s get on to some rankings. These are truly […]

PROCTOLOGISTICS Here’s a little story about a man named Jed. Stripped Ellie May and threw her in the bed. Took down his pants and out popped a worm, and on that worm was a bubbling sperm. Cum that is, Texas tea… Sorry, I got a little sidetracked. Talk about a shit show. Just when you […]

PROCTOLOGISTICS I realize it’s still early in the season, but the product the NFL is putting on the field is pure trash. It’s hard to watch games. Shitty announcers, crappy play, stupid penalties, TV timeouts, and empty stadiums. I get it. The NFL knows they own us. They’re making money hand over fist, and no […]

PROCTOLOGISTICS Well boys, week one is in the books, and other than the Patriots getting curb stomped at home and the Colts looking like some type of hellish, aborted spawn, there were really no big surprises. Taking that into consideration, and with my own personal integrity on the line, I still reserve the right to […]