Tag: Washington Redskins

PROCTOLOGISTICS The bye weeks are officially over! Now we get to watch a full slate of shitty football each week. THIS DAY IN HISTORY (November 28) 1520 – Ferdinand Magellan Became the first European explorer to cross from the Atlantic to the Pacific. He was heard by crew members yelling, “I FOUND THE TAINT!” The […]

PROCTOLOGISTICS FUCK YOU! I’M ON VACATION! My apologies if I missed any of you in the comment section. IT’S TIME TO RANK ‘EM AND SPANK ‘EM

PROCTOLOGISTICS Football use to be a pleasant distraction for me. I’d sit down after a long week of work and forget my troubles as I cheered on my favorite teams. Well, that all went to shit in a hurry this week. My favorite college team, Notre Dame, got their asses waxed on Saturday. In just […]

PROCTOLOGISTICS Well, this morning absolutely sucked. When I got in my Trailblazer to come in to work, it refused to start. Nothing a few weeks and a couple hundred dollars can’t fix, right? Anyway, after that, I had to take my truck to work, which happened to be parked in front of the Trailblazer. As […]