Tag: Washington Redskins

Proctologistics It always amazes me how the sports media decides what to cover from one week to the next. With one week left in the regular season, the big stories seem to be Marshawn Lynch not talking to the media, the 5-9 Bears’ quarterback carousel, and Jim Harbaugh’s birthday cards. In their defense, I have […]

Proctologistics Every year, there are thirty-two teams fighting for twelve playoff spots. With two weeks remaining in the season, that number has been reduced to twenty-one teams still in the hunt. That means there are eleven teams who are shit, and can either argue over who is the least stinky turd, or pack it in […]

Proctologistics Typically in the NFL, good teams find a way to win, and bad teams, well, they just suck. The NFC has done a pretty good job of sorting itself out. After 14 weeks, only a handful of teams have any real shot at reaching the playoffs. The AFC on the other hand, is a […]

Proctologistics Playoffs are set! Miami is in, Kansas is out, Philly is in, and Dallas is out, and that’s the way it will stay, until at least Thursday. December is silly season in the NFL. Teams fight for coveted playoff spots, and jostle for seeding. Fans yell at their TVs, beat their wives, and kick […]