PROCTOLOGISTICS Free Agency – check Draft – check Training camp – check Pre-season – check You know what this means? IT’S TIME FOR FOOTBALL! Oh, wait…I guess I’m leaving out the few remaining days when fans of all teams get to talk smack, before their teams hit the field and their dreams come crashing down […]
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Peepy poopy Packer pricks, pluck their assholes and shave their nips. Butt ugly, blowhard bucktoothed Bears shave their ass and walk backwards. LOLion lerps licking loogies, pick their nose and sniff their turds. Vexed verboten Viking vermin spank their sisters and date their cousins.
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It’s all over but the crying See that smoke over there? That’s where the Packers crashed and burned. The off season is officially arrived for the NFC North. The Green Bay Packers suffered a heartbreaking loss to their arch enemy Seattle Seahawks. It’s hard to point at one play, one player, or a specific coaching […]
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Proctologistics It’s taken 17 weeks, but it’s official. The playoffs are set. Carolina and Baltimore snagged the final two spots. Wild card weekend will feature Arizona at Carolina, Baltimore at Pittsburgh, Cincinnati at Indianapolis, and Detroit at Dallas. New England, Denver, Green Bay, and Seattle grabbed the top four spots, and ensured a bye for […]
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