PROCTOLOGISTICS Well, it seem s like we can’t go a week without talking about horrific officiating. At the end of a fantastic 10 play drive, in which Mathew Stafford resembled a decent Division I quarterback, the Lions appeared to be poised to take the lead on Monday night. Stafford hooked up with all world wide […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Referee Ed Hochuli might be in a bit of hot water. Cam Newton (no relation to Fig) was not happy when he didn’t receive a roughing the passer call during Sunday’s game against the Saints. According to Newton, Hochuli told him he wasn’t “old enough to get that call”. Hochuli vehemently denied this, saying, […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS How can I put this? The first four weeks of football are like high school sex. 1. Big build up followed by huge letdown: Baltimore Ravens 2. Awkward fumbling for the tasty bits: Cowboys vs. Eagles 3. Wow! Greatest thing EVER!The rest of my life, I’ll be shitting rainbows! : Packers. 4. “Mom and […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS A Packers Fan Prayer May the road rise up to meet you May the first game kick you squarely in the crack of the ass May the Packers shit right upon your face And may John Fox hold you in the palm of his hands Week one is behind us. There is no arguing […]
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