Proctologistics My fellow Austrians, I shall not be seeing you again perhaps for a very long time. I would like to sing for you now… a love song. I know you share this love. I pray that you will never let it die. Captain Georg Von Trapp Tomorrow I am having surgery, and my […]
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Proctologistics Well Gents, the season is officially half way over. I’ve never before been party to such a group of ignorant fucks such as yourselves. It’s time to drop some wisdom on your neanderthal asses. The fact is, the NFL has about a dozen mediocre teams, and a bunch of shit teams. Wins are […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Yeah, I’m back. With a quarter of the season over, there is no sign that any of you can slow your roll and quit overreacting. I figured I’d jump in and set you cucks straight. It’s like you fucks have never experienced a full season of football before. I have no intention of explaining […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS It’s time to drream, my brothas! Football season is upon us! Dream big my friends. Dream larger then life. I’m talking LKP dreams. I’m Talking SUPERBOWL!!!!!!! Gentlemen! It’s time to dream! The Lions could finally be Superbowl Champions!…assuming they can figure out how to win a playoff game. The Browns could stop browning… This […]
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