PROCTOLOGISTICS Yeah, I’m back. With a quarter of the season over, there is no sign that any of you can slow your roll and quit overreacting. I figured I’d jump in and set you cucks straight. It’s like you fucks have never experienced a full season of football before. I have no intention of explaining […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS It’s time to drream, my brothas! Football season is upon us! Dream big my friends. Dream larger then life. I’m talking LKP dreams. I’m Talking SUPERBOWL!!!!!!! Gentlemen! It’s time to dream! The Lions could finally be Superbowl Champions!…assuming they can figure out how to win a playoff game. The Browns could stop browning… This […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again. -Donald Trump Well, boys and girls, we’re getting down to the end. I hope you’re all enjoying your holidays, I know I am. I’ll keep this short and sweet, […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS The holidays are fast approaching, so let’s just dispense with the fucking pleasantries. We all know what a stressful and unpleasant time of the year this is. Stupid fucking company Christmas parties. Not like the old days either. No ass grabbing or xeroxed copies of Susie’s ass. No, we’re much too politically correct for […]
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