Another year is upon us, and everyone is wearing their homer goggles and having wet dreams climaxing over their teams untapped and underappreciated roster. Most fan bases will make it through September with stars in their eyes, and the ability to still get it up without a supplement. They will convince themselves that their favorite […]
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Never Learned to chug a beer Aaron Rodgers is a terrible person, and he chugs beer like a second grade girl.
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Proctologistics My fellow Austrians, I shall not be seeing you again perhaps for a very long time. I would like to sing for you now… a love song. I know you share this love. I pray that you will never let it die. Captain Georg Von Trapp Tomorrow I am having surgery, and my […]
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Proctologistics Well Gents, the season is officially half way over. I’ve never before been party to such a group of ignorant fucks such as yourselves. It’s time to drop some wisdom on your neanderthal asses. The fact is, the NFL has about a dozen mediocre teams, and a bunch of shit teams. Wins are […]
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