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2021 NFL Preseason Power Rankings

August 31, 2021Andy FeltersnatchLeave a Comment

Reading is dumb so just look at the table.

FYS Off Season Preview

January 28, 2015January 29, 2015MIBearFan3,916 Comments

Peepy poopy Packer pricks, pluck their assholes and shave their nips. Butt ugly, blowhard bucktoothed Bears shave their ass and walk backwards. LOLion lerps licking loogies, pick their nose and sniff their turds. Vexed verboten Viking vermin spank their sisters and date their cousins.

The Party Is Over

January 23, 2015January 23, 2015MIBearFan4,708 Comments

It’s all over but the crying See that smoke over there? That’s where the Packers crashed and burned. The off season is officially arrived for the NFC North. The Green Bay Packers suffered a heartbreaking loss to their arch enemy Seattle Seahawks. It’s hard to point at one play, one player, or a specific coaching […]

FYS Week 17 Power Rankings

December 31, 2014MIBearFan2,480 Comments

Proctologistics It’s taken 17 weeks, but it’s official. The playoffs are set. Carolina and Baltimore snagged the final two spots. Wild card weekend will feature Arizona at Carolina, Baltimore at Pittsburgh, Cincinnati at Indianapolis, and Detroit at Dallas. New England, Denver, Green Bay, and Seattle grabbed the top four spots, and ensured a bye for […]