Tag: new york giants

Proctologistics Every year, there are thirty-two teams fighting for twelve playoff spots. With two weeks remaining in the season, that number has been reduced to twenty-one teams still in the hunt. That means there are eleven teams who are shit, and can either argue over who is the least stinky turd, or pack it in […]

Proctologistics Typically in the NFL, good teams find a way to win, and bad teams, well, they just suck. The NFC has done a pretty good job of sorting itself out. After 14 weeks, only a handful of teams have any real shot at reaching the playoffs. The AFC on the other hand, is a […]

Proctologistics Playoffs are set! Miami is in, Kansas is out, Philly is in, and Dallas is out, and that’s the way it will stay, until at least Thursday. December is silly season in the NFL. Teams fight for coveted playoff spots, and jostle for seeding. Fans yell at their TVs, beat their wives, and kick […]

Proctologistics I RANK, YOU RANK, WE RANK! But seriously, it’s just me. You’re nice people and all, but yeah…no. What a week! Packers have taken their proper position on top of the NFC North, the Lions have started their annual slide, every team in the AFC North has licked every slice of the pizza, and […]