Tag: John Jedlicka

PROCTOLOGISTICS My power rankings will be brought to you by: Shorts Queen Bee Imperial Amber Ale, Jack Daniels, and Bob James Pandora radio. GREAT NEWS! January 28th, 30 for 30 will be featuring the 1985 Bears! I realize most of you weren’t around (or old enough) to understand the hype around this team, but I […]

PROCTOLOGISTICS Holy crap! The season is three quarters of the way over. It’s crunch time. December football is where we separate the men from the boys, or as they say in England, a normal evening. This week, the teams ranked 29-31 (and not just in my rankings), all won last weekend. It’s officially silly season. […]

PROCTOLOGISTICS Perhaps I’m just being lazy, but I truly don’t believe I couldn’t troll Packer fans, or summarize the significance of this weeks biggest upset any better than simply repeating the words of one of their faithful fans. So, without further ado, I give you the gruff, but lovable, SDL: I’m not big on predictions. […]

PROCTOLOGISTICS First of all, I’d like to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. It’s nice to have a holiday to celebrate a successful genocide. Week 12 officially marks the end of the bye weeks. This means there are no more opportunities for teams to sit on their ass and watch their divisions crumble around them […]