Tag: John Jedlicka

PROCTOLOGISTICS As most of you know, I took this weekend off to emasculate myself, in the hopes that I may one day own another riding mower. If all went as planned, I’m most likely buck naked, ass up in a ditch searching for my wallet and keys. In order not to disappoint my loyal readers, […]

PROCTOLOGISTICS In a week where only three of fourteen home teams managed to win, there were really only two [somewhat] surprising results. The Bengals, who have been the model of inept, managed to beat an emerging Bills team, and The Jaguars destroyed the Steelers, although it took five interceptions from Big Ben to do it. […]

PROCTOLOGISTICS I’d like to start out by saying, my thoughts and prayers go out to the victims and families of the victims in the recent shooting in Las Vegas. And, now that I’ve done everything I can possibly do for those victims, I say, fuck it, let’s get on to some rankings. These are truly […]

PROCTOLOGISTICS Here’s a little story about a man named Jed. Stripped Ellie May and threw her in the bed. Took down his pants and out popped a worm, and on that worm was a bubbling sperm. Cum that is, Texas tea… Sorry, I got a little sidetracked. Talk about a shit show. Just when you […]