Proctologistics We are now 7 weeks into the NFL season. It makes sense that we should have a few things figured out, right? Not so fast. It turns out; the NFL is no easier to figure out than a woman. Cleveland and Cincinnati are like a frustrating prom date. They get all pretty, get liquored […]
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Proctologistics First of all, I would like to thank Andy Froehle, for stepping up in my absence. Secondly, I would like to apologize to my loyal followers, for turning over my precious jewel to a non-qualified, overreacting, pompous, self righteous, son of a bitch. My first order of business, will be to put the Bills […]
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Proctologistics The following is an excerpt from a conversation which took place earlier this week. Here’s something interesting: Eradicating power rankers would have very little impact on their respective ecosystems. There is literally no benefit to their existence. Oh really? Might I rebut? If it weren’t for power rankers, the population on earth would be […]
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Proctologistics Well boys and girls, week three is in the books? Can we please stop overreacting now and read these Power Rankings in a calm, thoughtful manner? I’m just kidding. I’m not here to take away any of our god-given rights as football fans. Now, it’s no secret that I like big women. I guess […]
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