Packers Beat the Cards, Pards
Just like we all expected.
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Continue ReadingPROCTOLOGISTICS How can I put this? The first four weeks of football are like high school sex. 1. Big build up followed by huge letdown: Baltimore Ravens 2. Awkward fumbling for the tasty bits: Cowboys vs. Eagles 3. Wow! Greatest thing EVER!The rest of my life, I’ll be shitting rainbows! : Packers. 4. “Mom and […]
Continue ReadingPROCTOLOGISTICS A Packers Fan Prayer May the road rise up to meet you May the first game kick you squarely in the crack of the ass May the Packers shit right upon your face And may John Fox hold you in the palm of his hands Week one is behind us. There is no arguing […]
Continue ReadingPROCTOLOGISTICS Free Agency – check Draft – check Training camp – check Pre-season – check You know what this means? IT’S TIME FOR FOOTBALL! Oh, wait…I guess I’m leaving out the few remaining days when fans of all teams get to talk smack, before their teams hit the field and their dreams come crashing down […]
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