Here are the power rankings brought to by a legit not troll
- Lions (2-3). Best team in league. Refs and injuries screwed them in the three losses. They beat the Packers and Patriots easily
- Patriots. They are back with Belichick voodoo and Touchdown Tommy. Maybe take the personal foul for tackling Brady next time Mr. Speaks
- Rams. You want to crown them. Crown them. Have to prove they can stay healthy and win a playoff game. Donald and Suh work well together. *glares at Martin Mayew*
- Chiefs. Everyone loses at New England. Everyone.
- Saints. Brees is the second best QB in league behind Matt Stafford. Number 1 with a poop stain on face though
- Steelers. Bell not even needed. TJ Watt is good. Steel city more like Stud city. Tomlin is fucking annoying though
- Vikings. Embarssment of riches. Defense went a little crazy along with Griffen but they will get their shot. Shooters shoot.
- Green Bay Rodgers. The team is trash but with Rodgers and the refs on your side, you will win double digit games.
- Eagles. Philly special wearing off. Wentz needs to prove he is better than Foles. Low bar
- Ravens. Defense keeps them in it most every year
- Bengals. Good at regular season other than big games or playoffs
- Chargers. They always mess it up for mid to late 30s Rivers
- Dolphins. Somehow they win games in that heat
- Bears. The 3 hours of direct sunlight will hurt them all season.
- Panthers. I really don’t know how they win at all. Losing to Redskins is still bad
- Jaguars. They believed their own hype. Luckily it’s the AFC South.
- Texans. Watson can win this shitty divison too
- Seahawks. Wilson scrambles around and wins games. He has to with that Oline
- Cowboys. Zeke the Freak. Dak sucks and so do his weapons
- Redskins. Alex Smith. Game manager.
- Titans. Remember them. They are a NFL team
- Browns. They will rise to a 6 win season.
- Jets. Sam Darnold era. Maybe the Giants should have drafted him over Saquan
- Falcons. Might/may suck this year. It’s not injuries. They suck
- Buccaneers. Fitzmagic disappearing act as Tampa does every year
- 49ers. You almost beat the Packers. Refs gave you the lone win over the Lions.
- Bills. Allen hurt and your other QBs are diarrhea. Thanks for beating the Vikings though
- Broncos. Why couldn’t Case Keenum play like this last year
- Raiders. Miss Khalil Mack yet. Gruden sucked in Tampa alot. People forget that
- Colts. Ebron leads the league in TD catches. But you suck with noodle arm Luck
- Giants. Barkley is great. But your team is garbage and Eli has always been hot trash
- Cardinals. Rosen rookie trash. Defense falling apart. Fitz unhappy. Number 1 pick can happen