Proctologistics
What a difference a week makes (unless you live in Jacksonville or Oakland).
The following cities have been taken off suicide watch:
Baltimore, Chicago, Washington, Dallas, Boston, Cleveland, St Louis, San Diego, and Green Bay.
Suicide warnings have been issued for Indianapolis and New Orleans.
I would also like to remind the Jets, 49ers, Giants and Colts that the NFL has not shortened the games to three quarters. I would encourage your teams to come prepared to play a full 60 minutes next week.
Who’s Hot
The Buffalo Bills, coming off an impressive week one road win, return home this week and trounce a divisional opponent.
Who’s Not
The New Orleans Saints, specifically their defense, have now spotted the Carolina Panthers a 2 game lead in their division.
You Said it
Staffords erect penis – Yo, John Jedlicka imma let you finish, but you can’t have the Bears above the Bills after they just lost to the Bills at home.
JJ – Apparently you’re correct. You can’t blame me for doubting the Bills though.
AndrewLet – John’s lack of week one overreaction saddens me.
JJ – If it’s overreaction you want, prepare your angus! I’m about to tear these rankings a new one!