Good morning people. This week we play the Detroit Lions. What can I say about Detroit that hasn’t been said about Afghanistan? It’s bombed out and depleted. I personally wouldn’t advocate going to Detroit driving anything nicer than a Yugo, but let me give you some reasons before you flee South to Canada for your […]
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Welcome back folks! We have another marquee matchup this week between the Packers and the Panthers. I realize many of you until 6 minutes ago didn’t realize there was a professional football team in North Carolina, but trust me, they have uniforms and everything! 1) The sports landscape is just ass-backwards in town. NASCAR is […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS This season can best be described as a suckfest. Teams are tripping over one another trying to earn that coveted first draft slot. What happened to the good old days when the Lions had a monopoly on disappointing their fans? Now we have Tampa blowing a 24 point lead…TO WASHING-FUCKING-TON!, Flacco and the Ravens […]
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We have conquered the bye week. That means that our Sundays are off limits to our women until our playoff run ends. Sadly for Lions fans, that began in mid-October. This week the Packers travel to the Mile High City to play the Broncos. Don’t be stingy with the hate this week. You gotta puff. […]
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