The Minnesota Vikings raided Philadelphia to pillage victory from the quaking hands of the obviously inferior Eagles, who like a good little medieval peasant donning a bowl cut and itchy robe, had lost the battle before it began. Fear gripped each Eagle feather. Pressure mounted. Sweat beaded. Knees wobbled. The very notion of the […]
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The wildcard round is in the books and we move one week closer to no football for months. I know that’s not a big issue for some of you because you like shitty sports like basketball and hockey, but for us non-bitch bois, we have to wait until spring training for any real sports. […]
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Hey guys. Playoffs are here, get your butts in gear. Falcons at Eagles People seem to like the Falcons in this one. Titans at Patriots Ermergerd Terterns ert Pertrererts. Jaguars at Steelers This game actually seems interesting, and I look forward to watching it. Saints at Vikings
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Congratulations FYSters, you’ve successfully spun around the sun yet again. Looking back, 2017 was a tremendous success, a great year, the best year, believe me. Believe me. As we look forward to 2018, here’s some stuff we said. See you on the other side.
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