Week 2 of the NFL season is mercifully over. Some teams won, some teams lost, while a select few earned true wins at my discretion. Let’s take a look at the true rankings of power across the NFL to honor the man, the myth, the legend, MIB. New England Patriots (2-0)- I know you’ve found […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS My how time flies when you’re squirting cum! Another NFL Off-season has come and gone, and our lives are still mired in shit. The good news is week one of the NFL season is upon us, and we can remain blissfully blind and ignorant to the world around us for the next 22 weeks! […]
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Random, irrelevant, and sure to make someone lose their god damn mind. Enjoy.
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PROCTOLOGISTICS My friends, I come to you with a heavy heart. Today is the last power rankings I will do this year. On the bright side, fuck you. You have no idea what a laborious, repetitive, thankless chore this is. Before I head off to hibernate, I’d just like to thank you all for your […]
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