Football. Yeah, whatever. Meaningless game played by a bunch of bitch ass bitches with weak thumb ligaments. It’s a stupid game. I hate it. I’m only doing this because…actually, I don’t know why I’m doing this. Oh yeah, it’s either this or work, so congrats FYS, I’m more devoted to you than I am to […]
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This is always the best CYST article to write. Week 1 is in the books and people are overreacting to the results…melts and optimism everywhere. Bears fans are ready to lynch Trubisky (not racist cause he’s a cracker) and Packer fans think Rodgers is back even though he only had one good pass the whole […]
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First y’all didn’t want to do CYST, them some of you bitches did. This new editor for WordPress sucks dog. I’m here now, so on with the show. Two NFCN teams are playing tonight, so make sure to pick that game before it starts. I’ll help you out; Packers lose bigly Go make your picks. […]
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The AFC & NFC Conference Championship games are this Sunday. Can you believe it? The NFL is almost over for another season and soon we will have a big cry together. Well, y’all might, but as of now, my team is still in it. Big Dick Nick was on his way to another miraculous 4th […]
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