I really don’t want to write this installment of CYST, mainly because I’m lazy, but also because I hate you all. The only thing that is giving me the desire is that I can use this article to LOL the Falcons. I mean, blowing leads has become the norm for them, so that’s not really […]
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I’m busy this morning so I don’t have time to write a lot. Watch this guy do a drum cover of Anthrax’s Among the Living. Pay close attention to his feet. After you’re done with that, continue on to see if you scored any points. Shit, I almost forgot. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLPackers Light week, unlike your mother’s […]
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With week 5 in our rear view mirrors we can look forward to, yep, you guessed it, week 6. Basic math really. Some of our teams are in good shape; others are the Vikings. The Falcons are getting a new coach, but it won’t matter because they will still have Matty Ice (I really wish WordPress […]
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Five weeks (almost, fuck you China virus) into the season and its time to start talking about the MVP. So let’s not waste any more time and get into it. 1. Russell Wilson The Seahawks’ defense has been terribad, forcing Wilson to carry the team and he has been up to the challenge thus […]
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