PROCTOLOGISTICS Dear NFL Football, Welcome back. I’m really tired of listening to the assholes on FYS spouting their inane, asinine bullshit. It’s like watching Prep fisting orangutans while being felched by Raji, who’s finger blasting Gundy. Sure, it’s fun for a while… Anyway, it gives me the opportunity to bitch slap some sense into these […]
Continue ReadingWell boys, girls and G&G, OTA’s, training camp and pre-season are done. What does that mean? You got it; football season is BACK! Our long slumber is over and we once again get to revel in the misfortune of those who can’t make an accurate prediction to save their lives (no, I’m not talking about LKP […]
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Win or go home. Unlike the teams that won last week and are advancing to the next round, most of you are going home. I mean, y’all are horrible at this. You’re worse at predicting games than your mom is at not catching VD. DanOnWis put up a goose egg and SDL notched a point […]
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Quick and dirty, like your mom. SDL padded his lead, like he does his bra. I did a thing. The rest of you are like the LOLions. Don’t forget to click on the official link to the CYST spreadsheet at the end of this article and enter your predictions. WILDCARD WRAP UP Total Points: SDL, 51, NYG@GB […]
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