Howdy Doody boys and girls, or whatever you ‘identify’ as this week. The early season overreactions are in full swing; Packer fans are melting, Falcon fans are soaring (get it, soaring? Falcons? Man, screw you guys), Bears fans are committing seppuku so on, and so forth. We have some interesting games this week with Atlanta visiting Detroit, […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS I realize it’s still early in the season, but the product the NFL is putting on the field is pure trash. It’s hard to watch games. Shitty announcers, crappy play, stupid penalties, TV timeouts, and empty stadiums. I get it. The NFL knows they own us. They’re making money hand over fist, and no […]
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Flukes and TruWins abound. In LKP’s first ever foray into CYST, he managed to snag 4 points and jump out to an early lead. In honor of his great accomplishment, I thought it would be fitting to have the image of his favorite player doing what he does best on this ‘article’. I am confident that […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Well boys, week one is in the books, and other than the Patriots getting curb stomped at home and the Colts looking like some type of hellish, aborted spawn, there were really no big surprises. Taking that into consideration, and with my own personal integrity on the line, I still reserve the right to […]
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