Okay, okay, okay, sorry I’m late today. I had a doctor’s appointment this morning and it didn’t go well. I’m not dying, or anything like that, but I didn’t get a finger up my butt by the pretty doctor, nor did she hold my balls while I coughed. It’s a good thing that I don’t […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS I’d like to start out by saying, my thoughts and prayers go out to the victims and families of the victims in the recent shooting in Las Vegas. And, now that I’ve done everything I can possibly do for those victims, I say, fuck it, let’s get on to some rankings. These are truly […]
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Salutations RealMen™ and Jammin’. Another week has gone by and a lot has happened. Detroit got LOL’d, the Bears & Saints actually won a game, Aaron Rodgers threw another interception (totes in decline) and it seemed like the whole world was taking a knee. None of that is important though; what’s really important is that we’re […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Here’s a little story about a man named Jed. Stripped Ellie May and threw her in the bed. Took down his pants and out popped a worm, and on that worm was a bubbling sperm. Cum that is, Texas tea… Sorry, I got a little sidetracked. Talk about a shit show. Just when you […]
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