Over the past few CYST articles, I had been stroking Dan’s ego (among other things) so that he would quit crying. Well, I don’t care about that now. To tell the truth, I didn’t really care about it then, but I just needed to fill some space in the article. I still need to fill […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Football use to be a pleasant distraction for me. I’d sit down after a long week of work and forget my troubles as I cheered on my favorite teams. Well, that all went to shit in a hurry this week. My favorite college team, Notre Dame, got their asses waxed on Saturday. In just […]
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TO HELL WITH DAN Damn snowflake needs to find a new place to stroke his ego. Week 10 is upon us. What a strange season it has been so far. The Vikings are leading the North with Case Keenum at the helm. Carson Wentz is showing people how dumb they were to think Aaron Rodgers was […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Well, this morning absolutely sucked. When I got in my Trailblazer to come in to work, it refused to start. Nothing a few weeks and a couple hundred dollars can’t fix, right? Anyway, after that, I had to take my truck to work, which happened to be parked in front of the Trailblazer. As […]
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