PROCTOLOGISTICS Well, this morning absolutely sucked. When I got in my Trailblazer to come in to work, it refused to start. Nothing a few weeks and a couple hundred dollars can’t fix, right? Anyway, after that, I had to take my truck to work, which happened to be parked in front of the Trailblazer. As […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Big Deal – Buddy the Dog is to haircuts as MIB is to power rankings. MIB – I’ll let the readers decide. Happy Halloween! Looks like it kicked off early with Robert Mueller handing out indictments like candy on Monday. I see your all going dressed up as retarded pedophiles. Me, I’ll be handing […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Yippy Kayay, Motherfuckers! Time to blow this shit up. I be the first to admit, my week 6 rankings sucked peen. However, I’m not the only one who failed to see the impending collapse of the Broncos and Falcons, and while I did predict season ending hemorrhoids for Aaron Rodgers, I assumed it would […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS As most of you know, I took this weekend off to emasculate myself, in the hopes that I may one day own another riding mower. If all went as planned, I’m most likely buck naked, ass up in a ditch searching for my wallet and keys. In order not to disappoint my loyal readers, […]
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