Aaron Rodgers is a Terrible Person
Never Learned to chug a beer Aaron Rodgers is a terrible person, and he chugs beer like a second grade girl.
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Author: MIBearFan
I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
Week 15 Power Rankings
Proctologistics My fellow Austrians, I shall not be seeing you again perhaps for a very long time. I would like to sing for you now… a love song. I know you share this love. I pray that you will never let it die. Captain Georg Von Trapp Tomorrow I am having surgery, and my […]
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Week 9 Power Rankings
Proctologistics Well Gents, the season is officially half way over. I’ve never before been party to such a group of ignorant fucks such as yourselves. It’s time to drop some wisdom on your neanderthal asses. The fact is, the NFL has about a dozen mediocre teams, and a bunch of shit teams. Wins are […]
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Week 4 Power Rankings
PROCTOLOGISTICS Yeah, I’m back. With a quarter of the season over, there is no sign that any of you can slow your roll and quit overreacting. I figured I’d jump in and set you cucks straight. It’s like you fucks have never experienced a full season of football before. I have no intention of explaining […]
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