“You’re gonna eat lightening, and You’re gonna crap thunder!” Proctologistics This week in the NFL didn’t happen. Were there games? Yes. Were there winners and losers? Yes. The truth of the matter is; three of the four NFC North teams had byes, which means, this week doesn’t count. NO ONE CARES! IN the news: The […]
Continue ReadingProctologistics If you like high scoring weeks – this was your week! Unless you happened to be on the wrong end an ass whooping. I’m looking at you – Bears, Packer, and Colt fans! These three teams were beat by 38, 21, and 20 points, respectively. If you are looking for a bright side, at least they […]
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Proctologistics We are now 7 weeks into the NFL season. It makes sense that we should have a few things figured out, right? Not so fast. It turns out; the NFL is no easier to figure out than a woman. Cleveland and Cincinnati are like a frustrating prom date. They get all pretty, get liquored […]
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Proctologistics First of all, I would like to thank Andy Froehle, for stepping up in my absence. Secondly, I would like to apologize to my loyal followers, for turning over my precious jewel to a non-qualified, overreacting, pompous, self righteous, son of a bitch. My first order of business, will be to put the Bills […]
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