Hard To Believe It’s been six years since the Chicago Bears brought in Jay Cutler to lead them to the promised land. SIX FRICKIN’ YEARS! SIX FRICKIN’ YEARS AND 54 MILLION GUARANTEED! Crap. Poop. Fart. Shit. To celebrate, we’re bringing in Raji’s favorite RAP band: Happy Pappy’s Ass Parade
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IF YOU’VE A MIND TO DOMINATE STEP OUT OF LINE AIN’T NO NEED TO WAIT I GOT YOU COVERED MY NEIGHBOR LIKE 32 FLAVORS DON’T BE HIDIN’ BEHIND YO MOMMA AIN’T NO NEED FO YO DRAMA SPIT OUT THE TIT MAKE YO PICKS THESE BRACKETS ARE LIGIT If you think you have what it […]
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One day into free agency, and the dominoes are starting to fall. The Packers have resigned Randall Cobb and Bryan Bulaga, but let Davon House go. Help us Obi Wan Bulaga, you’re our only hope! Lions lose Suh and Fairley, and sign Haloti Ngata in a despirate move to save face. WTF are we doing??? […]
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The Chicago Bears sign Suh and Cobb, Release Cutler. Autonomous: This article sucks, and the author should be shot. FYS Editor’s Note: Sorry.
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