PROCTOLOGISTICS My friends, I come to you with a heavy heart. Today is the last power rankings I will do this year. On the bright side, fuck you. You have no idea what a laborious, repetitive, thankless chore this is. Before I head off to hibernate, I’d just like to thank you all for your […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS My power rankings will be brought to you by: Stone Saison, Fireball Whiskey, and Pandora Led Zeppelin radio. With the final week of the season approaching, there are only two playoff spots remaining to be claimed. In the NFC, the six playoff teams are determine. This week they will play for seeding, pride, and […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS My power rankings will be brought to you by: Samuel Adams White Christmas, Laphroaig 10, and Pandora US Christmas Hits radio. I apologize if you sense a lack of effort, but I am one day past a colonoscopy, and two days into a cold/flu. There really weren’t any great surprises this week, but 6 […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS My power rankings will be brought to you by: Shorts Queen Bee Imperial Amber Ale, Jack Daniels, and Bob James Pandora radio. GREAT NEWS! January 28th, 30 for 30 will be featuring the 1985 Bears! I realize most of you weren’t around (or old enough) to understand the hype around this team, but I […]
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