PROCTOLOGISTICS Well boys, week one is in the books, and other than the Patriots getting curb stomped at home and the Colts looking like some type of hellish, aborted spawn, there were really no big surprises. Taking that into consideration, and with my own personal integrity on the line, I still reserve the right to […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Dear NFL Football, Welcome back. I’m really tired of listening to the assholes on FYS spouting their inane, asinine bullshit. It’s like watching Prep fisting orangutans while being felched by Raji, who’s finger blasting Gundy. Sure, it’s fun for a while… Anyway, it gives me the opportunity to bitch slap some sense into these […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS My how time flies when you’re squirting cum! Another NFL Off-season has come and gone, and our lives are still mired in shit. The good news is week one of the NFL season is upon us, and we can remain blissfully blind and ignorant to the world around us for the next 22 weeks! […]
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This is the shizzle! Well, it’s finally here, and I think the best man to take us to the game is my close personal friend, Mark Twain. Allow me to bring you home with three of his quotes, which reflect te spirit of FSY as well as any I know: “Go to Heaven for the […]
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