Welcome to Florida, Tampa to be exact. A city filled with transplants looking to live out their dying days without having to shovel snow. Well, that and meth addicts willing to make sure you family gets to see you on the evening news. Fun fact, the name “Tampa” is believed to originate from the Calusa phrase […]
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It’s Fat Tuesday Motherfucker! That’s right it’s Mardi Gras Bitches! Which is the day Catholics like myself eat everything left in the house that is bad for you in advance of the 40 day Lenten sacrifice, in which we give up something in order to make room for God in our lives. But this week […]
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Welcome to Atlanta where the players play, and our teams don’t win shit, like everyday. Seriously the city of Atlanta hasn’t won a Championship in the 4 major sports since 1995, and before that …………..give me a minute here ………………. NEVER! Atlanta, while it doesn’t have a hockey team anymore, since the Thrashers moved to […]
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! What’s that smell? It’s coffee fuckhead, birthplace of Starbucks. Just to illustrate how much this coffee that smells and tastes like it is burnt has infiltrated everyday America, there are 7,559 of these fucking stand alone places in the country, and an additional 4,962 more licensed places that are inside places like libraries, grocery […]
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