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God Bless the USA

February 19, 2018bpLeave a Comment

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This is the Week of the Big Game

January 29, 2018bpLeave a Comment

Hey. With the Big Game just around the corner, let’s look at some things: Philadelphia Eagles vs. New England Patriots What: The Big Game Where: Minneapolis, Minnesota When: Sunday, February 4th, at 5:30 p.m. CST Why Watch: Drinking and Football Mix Why not Watch: You are a commie moron Comparisons Offensive Ranking, yards per game: […]

Stuff to Watch

January 25, 2018bpLeave a Comment

Hello. The “Big Game” is coming up, but not until February 4th, 2018. That’s right folks, there is no football this weekend. What the heck to do, eh? We can just go outside or see people or do other lame life things. So here are some things to watch. Washington Bullets at Oklahoma City Thunder […]

Skål Vikings

January 22, 2018January 22, 2018bpLeave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings raided Philadelphia to pillage victory from the quaking hands of the obviously inferior Eagles, who like a good little medieval peasant donning a bowl cut and itchy robe, had lost the battle before it began. Fear gripped each Eagle feather. Pressure mounted. Sweat beaded. Knees wobbled. The very notion of the […]